Not speaking German – we Brits don’t really believe in learning other languages when speaking English LOUDLY AND SLOWLY to non-limeys is clearly enough – I can’t be sure what this is about.  But it would appear that someone has invented a spray-on condom.  Or maybe it’s some process whereby you can shape your own.  Or something.  Hell, I don’t know.

But it looks quite silly and messy.  I’d apreciate it if someone could deciper it for me.  Meanwhile, I’ll continue to hold on to my stereotypes about those crazy and oh-so liberated people on the mainland.

EDIT: And on a related theme…  You’d think she’d’ve noticed at the time, wouldn’t you?